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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour cables are spaghetti and your venue is a graveyard for dongles.
Master of council-grade projection and audio ghost-busting.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The venue that runs itself into the ground.
glub.youAI▸ VENUEPILOT CENTRAL-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
mutes the microphone when the speaker fails
You juggle broken projectors and ancient lighting desks for local council events. You fix what breaks during ceremonies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a loose HDMI cable from across a darkened auditorium instinctively.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify which devices are drawing too much current.
Month 6
Robotic switching replaces your manual cable shuffling.
Month 13
The system auto-configures screen resolutions without your input.
Month 20
AI predicts when a bulb or connection will die.
Year 2 · D-Day
The facility runs fully autonomous; you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
14
dongles lost per month
92%
percent of meetings saved by reboot
400
hours spent hunting VGA cables
Your severance
One free VGA-to-HDMI adapter and a box of ties.
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