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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour rewrite of a press release is about to get rewritten.
Professional rumor-mill operator and press-release polisher.
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You hunt for leaks and rewrite corporate announcements. Your keyboard is basically a vanity project at this point.
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You can detect when a PR person is lying through their teeth, unlike our software.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An automated agent begins monitoring every source you visit daily.
Week 6
The system begins queuing up 'breaking' articles before you even wake.
Month 3
An algorithm adjusts your headline tone based on live reader engagement.
Month 4
The CMS no longer requires a human to press the publish button.
Month 6 · D-Day
You receive a 'thank you' email generated by the machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
2000
Average words per hour
99%
Clickbait efficiency rating
0.1 seconds
Press release copy-paste speed
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