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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour shell scripts are just documentation for the machine to replace you.
System shepherd currently herding cat-like end users.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of manual provisioning.
sluurp.you▸ ADMINSTACK CORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates user lifecycle to zero friction
You manage hardware blueprints and user access cycles. You fix tickets and keep the cloud lights on.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically reset the router when the cloud API lies to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Background agents start logging all your terminal command patterns.
Month 5
The system assumes control of your identity and access management.
Month 10
AI predicts and applies device patches without your intervention.
Month 15
Smart bots solve tier-one Jira tickets while you sleep.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your admin tokens are revoked and the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14 minutes
Ticket response lag
4 hours
Manual onboard time
12 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
Three months of cloud credit and a legacy keyboard.
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