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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsTrading hollow corporate handshakes for superior, soulless API integrations.
Professional lunch-haver and email-forwarder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your social capital into pure data.
glub.youAI▸ ALLIANCECORE 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad leads before they exist
You chase leads, negotiate alliance terms, and manage partner pipeline health. Mostly you send emails and attend lunches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a potential partner is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM data is scraped to identify patterns in successful deals.
Month 5
Smart agents now handle all your cold outreach and meeting scheduling.
Month 10
AI models generate and adjust contract terms faster than your lawyers.
Month 15
Human oversight is limited to clicking accept on AI-vetted partnership drafts.
Month 20 · D-Day
The system fully manages your ecosystem without needing your human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
47 sent
Emails per deal
120 USD
Lunch cost per lead
2 percent
Conversion rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription for one month.
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