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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou exist solely to bridge the gap between developers and apathy.
Professional translator between bankers and confused engineers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning meaningless meetings into actual code commits.
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You spend days writing user stories, managing Jira backlogs, and attending endless progress sync meetings for banking software.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why this feature was built this way.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors read your Jira usage and assign tickets automatically.
Month 5
Algorithms summarize your standups into succinct daily status reports.
Month 12
AI models predict feature needs by analyzing banking customer trends.
Month 20
Vision models check screen designs against regulatory compliance rules.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked, leaving only silent automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Jira ticket velocity
forty
Meaningless meetings per week
six
Roadmap changes since Monday
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