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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour slides exist only to delay the inevitable deletion of your role.
Senior TPM (Professional spreadsheet wrangler and calendar filler)
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Real-time automated status updates for stakeholders.
oof.youAI▸ SYNCMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus without actual social effort
You track Jira tickets and badger engineers to finish features on time. You justify your salary with meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the developers hate the new requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI pulls status directly from Jira to replace your morning updates.
Month 3
Models predict delivery dates better than your gut feeling ever did.
Month 6
Smart bots alert teams to conflicts before you even notice.
Month 9
Automated gates reject feature requests that blow up the budget.
Month 12
AI handles all executive inquiries without needing a single meeting.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked after the final automated board presentation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
35
Meetings per week
800
Jira tickets moved
0
Meaningful code written
Your severance
One free subscription to a project management tool.
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