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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour quota is just a variable waiting to be deleted.
Professional ghost-chaser and quarterly-target-misser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before they even talk.
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automates aggressive email follow-up sequences
You chase leads, demo software features, and negotiate multi-year contracts while chasing quarterly renewal targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a prospect is lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI reads all prospect emails and generates perfect replies instantly.
Month 4
Customized video demos are dynamically rendered based on buyer personas.
Month 10
Pricing and terms are negotiated by algorithms without human intervention.
Month 15
Your CRM stops requiring updates and just closes the deals itself.
Month 21 · D-Day
The sales department is fully decommissioned in favor of autonomous agents.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
89 percent
Time spent in CRM
infinite
Lies told in demos
Your severance
One free trial of the software you just sold.
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