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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell the devices that will eventually replace your own income.
Commission hunter trapped in a retail floor purgatory.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
oof.you▸ RETAILDROID X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells accessories while the customer is distracted
You pitch laptops and phones to shoppers while hunting for commissions. Your existence is basically a walking spec sheet.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which brand of laptop is currently falling apart at the hinges.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Touchscreen kiosks start answering all technical spec questions.
Month 5
Smart shelf sensors track stock levels instead of you.
Month 9
Personalized AI bots guide customers toward higher margin products.
Month 14
Checkout systems cross-sell protection plans during the payment process.
Month 18 · D-Day
The store floor is fully automated, removing all human middlemen.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 percent
Average conversion rate
4000 hours
Time spent talking specs
100 percent
Commission lost to automation
Your severance
One free refurbished tablet with a cracked screen.
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