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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling cloud-based vaporware to middle managers who actually hate meetings.
Professional email-sender and CRM-filler at Fintech Inc.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated cold-calling that never feels awkward.
oof.youAI▸ SALESBOT ENTERPRISE X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out dead leads in microseconds
You spend all day managing CRM pipelines and cold-emailing prospects who delete your messages before they even open them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a CEO is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your entire CRM history to identify patterns.
Month 4
Bots begin sending personalized, hyper-targeted emails to your leads.
Month 8
Video agents conduct discovery calls with convincing human-like cadence.
Month 13
Algorithm-driven negotiation bots handle contract redlining and procurement gates.
Month 19 · D-Day
The sales team is offboarded as bots own the entire funnel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4000 daily
Cold emails sent
0.02 percent
Call-to-meeting ratio
100 percent useless
CRM status updates
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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