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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYou sell complexity to people who only want a simple yes.
Professional slide-flipper and tech-stack daydreamer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the client finishes yawning.
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delivers pitch in twelve simultaneous languages
You build custom tech stacks for recruiters and demo them to close deals. Your slides are your personality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the boardroom air and pivot when the client gets bored.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes the client site to build the initial stack.
Month 5
Real-time UI mocking replaces your static slide deck presentations.
Month 10
LLMs resolve client concerns with instant technical data evidence.
Month 15
The machine generates the full technical scope and pricing agreements.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the software manages its own sales.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94 percent
demo fatigue level
4,200
useless slide count
3 minutes
client attention span
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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