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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell software that makes your own job redundant, how ironic.
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Closing deals before they even ask
no no noyouAI▸ SALESFORCE-ONE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire discovery call cycle
You chase leads, demo products, and battle through procurement cycles. Your commission is just a temporary fee.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually talented at pretending to care about the client's quarterly goals.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts writing better cold emails than your generic templates.
Month 5
Algorithms stop chasing leads that were never going to buy.
Month 10
A screen-sharing bot answers every technical question without stuttering.
Month 15
The software talks directly to their software and signs itself.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system finishes the sale and you are sent home.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
400x faster
Pipeline conversion speed
too high
Human error probability
Your severance
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