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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional PowerPoint visionary who delegates the actual work to teenagers.
Professional dream seller and office culture engineer.
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Fewer meetings, better growth metrics.
oof.youAI▸ DIRECTORBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers empty growth promises at 3am
You manage burnout, chase rounds of funding, and oversee strategy meetings that could have been simple emails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific type of charisma required to calm terrified investors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor your team output and report directly to boards.
Month 4
Algorithms generate your slide decks and pivot strategy roadmaps.
Month 8
Bots handle your town hall messaging to soothe investor anxiety.
Month 13
Machines pitch directly to capital firms based on data.
Month 19 · D-Day
The DirectorBot replaces all human executive leadership functions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
2 weeks
Average pivot frequency
42
Buzzwords per hour
Excessive
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium sub and one stale artisanal donut.
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