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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour pivot strategy is just a hallucination waiting to be automated.
Serial pivot artist and professional pitch deck perfectionist
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Burn cash efficiently without the emotional baggage.
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dilutes your equity into non-existence
You spend your days chasing venture capital and over-engineering solutions to problems that nobody actually has. Your burnout is the only authentic part of the business model.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look an investor in the eye while lying about your growth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model generates 5,000 pitch decks tailored to investor psychological profiles in seconds.
Month 5
An agent parses resumes and runs fake interviews to save you the social fatigue.
Month 12
Our software simulates board meetings and provides optimal lies for every growth question.
Month 16
The system automatically distributes your runway to maximize burn efficiency without human interference.
Year 2 · D-Day
The algorithm executes a soft-landing liquidation, leaving you completely redundant by market open.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2
Pivot frequency per quarter
98%
Slide deck vanity metrics
0.003%
Meaningful product value created
Your severance
One free coffee machine and a LinkedIn premium subscription.
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