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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting the future of tech while failing to predict your own obsolescence.
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Infinite foresight without the human bias.
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You produce slide decks mapping long-term tech adoption. You counsel executives on roadmaps using industry trends and data analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying about the budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors aggregate global data feeds faster than any research department.
Month 4
AI models build your decks using real-time competitive performance data.
Month 8
Virtual agents model stakeholder conflicts before you even pitch them.
Month 13
Dashboards replace the need for your verbal strategic interpretation.
Month 19 · D-Day
The logic core assumes full control of your corporate roadmap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4000 plus
Slide deck page count
120
Buzzwords per hour
near zero
Accurate predictions made
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Visionary'
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