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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your infinite customer complaints into a flat, predictable data stream.
Professional breaker of bad news and reset button pusher.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated resolution without the human empathy overhead.
stretchy.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
closes ten thousand tickets per second
You triage incoming support tickets, perform log analysis, and explain basic troubleshooting steps to frustrated users all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about their hardware configuration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI classifies tickets and suggests solutions based on past history.
Week 9
Bots automatically identify the root cause in user error logs.
Month 5
Generative agents handle all basic customer interactions without human input.
Month 9
Systems push fixes directly to users after verifying error signatures.
Month 14 · D-Day
The human support queue is permanently disconnected from the network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.9 percent
Average ticket deflection
4 milliseconds
Empathy simulation latency
Zero tolerated
Human coffee breaks
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to the product you currently support.
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