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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour salary is the most inefficient line item in the budget.
Professional architect of corporate buzzword architecture.
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Decisions without the ego or lunch breaks.
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filters jargon into actionable binary code
You attend endless alignment meetings and approve high-level architectural roadmaps. You translate technical debt into executive-friendly slide decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a project is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify your budget leakage and flag it for review.
Month 4
AI listens to your syncs and suggests smarter decisions automatically.
Month 8
Algorithmic planning replaces your subjective roadmap vision.
Month 13
Bot agents handle all your contract renewals at lower costs.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board prefers the AI's efficiency over your annual bonuses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
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Average slides per week
34 hours
Time spent in useless calls
91 percent
Decisions delegated to juniors
Your severance
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