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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy your standup while the backend generates itself without your input.
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deploys production code while you sleep
You write code and attend meetings to discuss the code you have not yet written.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your IDE suggests the entire function before you type it.
Month 4
Bots read your tickets and assign them to other bots.
Month 8
An automated agent merges your code without needing human oversight.
Month 12
The system identifies and patches its own bugs autonomously.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your git access is revoked as the system self-optimizes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
94 percent
Code reviews ignored
22 hours
Meetings about work
4 liters
Coffee consumed daily
Your severance
Three months of premium cloud storage credits.
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