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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Technical Application Specialist jobs? · Latest report #8n783yry
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSolving software tickets is just high-speed pattern matching for machines.
Expert at explaining why the server didn't actually crash.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even complains.
no no noyou▸ TICKETSOLVER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with sarcastic bot messages
You troubleshoot software configurations and translate technical issues for non-technical users. Your laptop is your primary tool.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about having tried the restart button.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-tagging your tickets based on common error patterns.
Month 4
Smart templates replace your manual drafting of common fix explanations.
Month 8
Automated scripts apply patches directly to environments without human intervention.
Month 13
Users interact exclusively with a chatbot trained on your entire history.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system confirms zero ticket variance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.4 milliseconds
Ticket resolution time
14 percent
Human error rate
98 percent
Client confusion factor
Your severance
A PDF copy of the user manual you wrote.
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