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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou manage the vendors who manage the software you barely understand.
Professional cat-herder of uncooperative enterprise software suites.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated governance that never needs a lunch break.
nom.you▸ AUDITAGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects non-compliant configuration files in real-time
You track application documentation and compliance while pretending vendor meetings are productive. Your calendar is your primary tool.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which legacy password unlocks the compliance portal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An API agent pulls your vendor data directly into a dashboard.
Month 3
Large language models scrape your repo to write the compliance docs.
Month 7
Sensors verify application state against policy without human intervention.
Month 12
Software manages renewals based on actual usage metrics, not handshakes.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your access credentials are revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
100%
Vendor meetings avoided
Instant
Compliance tickets closed
Zero
Hours spent on slides
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one complimentary corporate software license.
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