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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou are just a human bootloader for a machine that never sleeps.
Onboarding specialist (professional credential resetter).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated onboarding for the soul-crushed enterprise.
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automates user access rights in milliseconds
You manually provision new employee hardware and answer repetitive software troubleshooting tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a colleague is actually frustrated versus just technically illiterate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI filters incoming requests and solves common password issues instantly.
Month 7
Laptops arrive pre-configured and ready to join the network automatically.
Month 11
Cloud protocols handle all user account creations without human intervention.
Month 17
Smart tags track hardware locations and lifecycle triggers replacement orders.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access to the central IT dashboard is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 minutes
Average password reset time
12 weekly
New starter tickets closed
15 percent
Human error in imaging
Your severance
One refurbished laptop charger and a PDF manual.
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