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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning hours of stakeholder interviews into a single, ignored PDF file.
Professional translator of nonsense into impossible Jira tickets.
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Turning vague requests into perfect code
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generates perfect specs from silence
You translate business needs into technical requirements. Then you wait for developers to explain why it cannot be built.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual business needs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI agents transcribe your meetings and kill the need for minutes.
Month 4
Vision models draw your flowcharts faster than you can open Visio.
Month 10
Bots automatically fill and tag your tickets based on chat logs.
Month 13
A direct interface allows executives to query data without you intervening.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system builds the product itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4 per ticket
Requirements rewritten
28 hours/week
Meeting time
too few
Jira tickets closed
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