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December 24, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your slide deck into a subscription-based death spiral.
Professional slide-deck filler and synergy-weaver extraordinaire.
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Billable hours without the coffee breaks.
split.you▸ CONSULTANT-GPT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks with zero insight
You translate business needs into technical requirements and pretend your PowerPoint decks actually move the needle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI crawls company data to identify fake bottlenecks.
Month 3
Algorithms generate the slides you used to make manually.
Month 6
Bots send status reports that sound human enough.
Month 9
Virtual assistants take over all zoom strategy calls.
Month 14 · D-Day
Access revoked as the model consumes your entire workflow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
98 percent
Buzzword density per page
7 hours daily
Time spent in meetings
Zero lines
Actual code written
Your severance
One free trial subscription to your own replacement.
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