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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling imaginary ad products to people who stopped listening years ago.
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splat.you▸ PITCHSYNTHESIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
fabricates product roadmaps on the fly
You scope technical requirements for ad platforms and pitch products to clients. You essentially build sales decks for features that don't exist yet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you in real-time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Large language models will generate your pitch emails with higher conversion rates than your human intuition.
Month 5
Generative design tools will build your sales decks faster than you can find a stock photo.
Month 10
An agent will parse client requirements directly into Jira tickets, bypassing your interpretive services entirely.
Month 15
Negotiation agents will handle your client calls by optimizing price points based on real-time sentiment analysis.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your CRM, making your existence as a middleman obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.8%
Bullshit conversion rate
42
Emails per prospect
3 liters
Coffee consumed while stalling
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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