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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2028
In 2 yearsSolving problems you created with code that breaks itself daily.
Professional breaker of things you fixed yesterday.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logic with zero emotional baggage.
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optimizes legacy spaghetti code instantly
You debug legacy systems, interpret vague Jira tickets, and spend eight hours a day in conference calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI reads your vague tickets and ignores them faster than you.
Month 6
A script comments on your PRs with brutal efficiency.
Month 12
System detects production crashes and rewrites its own logic.
Month 16
A digital avatar attends your meetings and nods convincingly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system finishes the sprint and deletes your developer account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 per week
Jira tickets ignored
99.9 percent
Average uptime hope
Too much
Coffee intake
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a firm handshake.
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