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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your complex spreadsheets into legacy data is my only mission.
Expertly turning coffee into vague functional requirement documents.
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reconciles entire datasets while you sleep
Translates vague business desires into technical requirements and reconciles data mismatches across legacy systems daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific requirement was ignored three months ago.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language tools write your requirements docs faster than you think.
Month 4
Autonomous agents run your SQL reconciliations without needing manual input.
Month 8
Integration middleware bridges the gaps you manually patch with Excel.
Month 12
Virtual participants take your place in requirement gathering calls.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire analytical existence with one script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
98 percent
Requirement docs ghosted
6 hours daily
Time spent in meetings
3 per hour
Data errors ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale coffee voucher.
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