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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou bridge the gap between product and clients until the gap vanishes.
Professional translator of 'I need this by Friday' emails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy with zero lead time.
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patches software bugs while soothing clients
You translate feature requests into Jira tickets and calm down angry clients via Zoom calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying about their technical skill during discovery calls.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-tagging all incoming client emails by sentiment and urgency.
Month 4
Bots write your Jira tickets from meeting transcripts with zero manual input.
Month 8
Generative models produce all technical documentation and presentations instantly.
Month 13
AI agents handle discovery calls with simulated, soothing conversational tones.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the project management system is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
99.8 percent
Client frustration reduction
Non-existent
Meeting fatigue
Your severance
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