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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsManaging humans is just bug tracking with more tears and meetings.
Herder of cats, architect of tech debt, professional mediator.
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optimizes team output by deleting unproductive meetings
You spend all day translating business confusion into tickets and pretending your team's code reviews actually move needles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a developer's eyes during a deployment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI agent parses business requests directly into ready-to-code Jira tasks.
Month 4
Smart software replaces status meetings by polling progress via chat.
Month 9
Large language models generate and validate system designs automatically.
Month 13
Real-time metrics replace subjective human-led career development reviews.
Month 18 · D-Day
The leadership layer is sunsetted; code pushes deploy themselves flawlessly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
28 per week
Hours wasted in meetings
400 percent
Productive output increase
Non-existent
Team morale variance
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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