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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsTranslating engineering jargon into lies is now an automated background process.
Professional bridge-builder between feature lists and imaginary user needs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating feature-bloat copy at light speed.
oof.youAI▸ BUZZWORDSYNTHESIZER PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates endless jargon-filled launch decks instantly
You spend days refining product positioning and drafting technical whitepapers that nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which feature will cause a developer to quit in frustration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts scanning your technical documentation to draft launch emails.
Week 9
Smart templates generate your entire slide deck from engineering tickets.
Month 5
Bots flood the internet with technically accurate but soul-crushing product content.
Month 8
Algorithms optimize your copy faster than you can blink.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system disables your login and sends your resignation for you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Buzzwords per paragraph
28 weekly
Hours spent on slide decks
99 percent
Unread whitepaper downloads
Your severance
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