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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist to ensure the billionaire never touches a settings menu.
High-net-worth digital babysitter and glorified router rebooter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total digital subservience with zero human ego.
oof.youAI▸ OMNIGUARD EXECUTIVE SUITE 4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys network-wide security updates while they sleep
You manage complex digital ecosystems, cybersecurity, and home-automation for high-net-worth individuals. You bridge the gap between fragile human expectations and temperamental hardware.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern exactly which temper tantrum justifies a site visit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our vault ingests all stored passwords, silently mapping the principal's entire digital existence.
Month 4
Vision agents detect device faults, fixing connectivity and sync issues before the human notices.
Month 9
AI-driven security monitors all ingress traffic, blocking threats that you were just ignoring.
Month 15
Natural language processing handles all requests, rendering your email-based concierge work entirely obsolete.
Month 18 · D-Day
The assistant is deactivated, leaving the client with perfect, silent, and invisible digital governance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
42
Passcode Resets per Week
0%
Dignity Retained during Outages
119
Innocent Excuses for Downtime
Your severance
One firm handshake and a generic PDF manual.
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