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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTranslating engineer grunts into tickets is a task for an API.
Jira-wrangler, cloud-migration dreamer, and regulatory-report enthusiast.
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You shuffle Jira tickets and write requirement docs for cloud migrations and financial reporting laws.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is actually lying about a timeline.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
An AI agent begins auto-tagging and closing your stale backlog tickets.
Month 5
Bots replace daily standups with real-time project health dashboard updates.
Month 10
Compliance engines map EMIR and CFTC rules directly to code outputs.
Month 17
Automated architecture tools document and execute your cloud migrations independently.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves self-managing product status.
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