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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Technical Program Manager jobs? · Latest report #be6xzuey
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are basically a human spreadsheet that complains about process debt.
Full-time gap-filler, part-time professional meeting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing gaps you didn't even notice yet.
oof.youAI▸ SYNCSTREAM AUTOMATOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises project blockers with automated logic
You identify gaps in release cycles and build tools to keep the build-to-release process moving.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the lead engineer is having a mental breakdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-assigning Jira tickets based on historical code commit patterns.
Month 4
Dashboards replace your weekly update emails with real-time pipeline telemetry.
Month 9
System automatically identifies blockers between teams before you even notice them.
Month 13
Algorithms push code to production based on automated test pass rates.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the machine manages itself flawlessly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
4,200 annually
Process bottlenecks identified
47 minutes
Average meeting duration
12 per hour
Jira tickets created
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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