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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour personalized demo is just a script for an AI to finish.
Professional gatekeeper of technical debt and client expectations.
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Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
shred.you▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
senses your desperation during high-stakes contract negotiation
You pitch complex hardware to skeptical engineers and track long-cycle deals in a messy, bloated CRM.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an engineer is lying about their budget and requirements.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-writing your follow-up emails and data entries.
Month 5
Automated avatar-led webinars replace your live product presentations.
Month 13
Decision-support AI handles pricing structures and discount approvals autonomously.
Year 2.2
Predictive software identifies the exact human contact likely to sign.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The client now prefers talking to a bot that never sleeps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
89%
Useless CRM entries
1,200 annually
Hours spent on discovery calls
Your severance
A one-month subscription to your own CRM platform.
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