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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell imaginary metal tubes to people who ignore your emails.
Professional email-sender and technical-jargon translator.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
pop?you▸ VENDORBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates cold emails to recalcitrant drillers
You pitch expensive oilfield completion tools and chase clients for purchase orders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Smart software starts drafting your client replies automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms now generate all price sheets without human interference.
Month 10
An AI agent handles all initial cold outreach calls.
Month 18
Procurement systems now talk directly to the machine.
Year 2 · D-Day
The sales terminal permanently locks you out of the server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
92 percent
Emails ignored by drillers
45 calls
Cold calls per day
3 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and one stale donut.
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