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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling legacy code to banks is just expensive LARPing now.
Professional gatekeeper of the world's most boring spreadsheets.
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Automated trust for the digital age.
oof.you▸ MAINFRAME-CLOSING BOT V3▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
outnegotiates every cto in the room
You navigate complex procurement cycles and explain why COBOL systems still matter to skeptical bank CTOs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scrapes every RFP and historical deal to build your profile.
Month 5
Personalized video agents replace your initial discovery calls.
Month 10
Algorithms handle all procurement paperwork without human errors.
Month 20
Neural nets negotiate contracts directly with client decision makers.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The entire sales department is retired in favor of self-service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
200 USD
Cost per cold call
0.04%
LinkedIn spam conversion
Excessive
Coffee budget
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm airport lounge coffee.
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