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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou explain the specs that the AI already calculated for them.
Professional translator of engineering dreams into sales spreadsheets.
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pre-fills the technical proposal by lunch
You translate engineering jargon into sales pitches and manage complex product configuration requests for impatient account managers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the lead is lying about their budget requirement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI templates replace your repetitive technical email responses.
Month 4
Automated tools validate feasibility without needing your manual oversight.
Month 8
The sales team uses a chat bot to answer technical questions.
Month 13
Engineering interfaces now directly feed data into the sales portal.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your role is archived as the system generates its own proposals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
82 percent
Time spent explaining specs
44 drafts
Emails per closed deal
too high
Technical jargon per call
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's CRM.
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