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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou manage problems that software is already busy fixing for you.
Professional middleman for complex technical disasters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ticketing and client relationship orchestration.
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autocorrects vendor contracts during live calls
You oversee technical support tickets and service level agreements. You bridge the gap between clients and engineering teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-tagging your tickets based on sentiment analysis.
Month 5
Algorithms route incidents to engineers before you even see them.
Month 10
Bots handle 90 percent of standard client status inquiries.
Month 15
Smart contracts automatically issue service credits to unhappy clients.
Year 2 · D-Day
System autonomy reaches parity with your entire management function.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.04 seconds
Ticket resolution latency
Zero
Client meeting fatigue
None
SLA compliance errors
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm handshake.
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