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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour scripts are just waiting for a better script to delete them.
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patches your production environment silently
You patch SQL servers and fix software performance. Automation scripts already do this better than you ever could.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the production server died at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin logging your every keypress for training.
Month 3
Automated agents start matching your manual patch success rate.
Month 6
The AI starts self-healing database performance issues without human tickets.
Month 9
Access credentials shift from your accounts to secure service bots.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server cluster migrates to cloud-native.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Zero
Manual patches applied
99.999
SQL uptime percentage
High
Human error probability
Your severance
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