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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou specialize in explaining complex problems that software eventually solves itself.
Expert at turning 'I need it to pop' into Jira.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning vague meeting notes into perfect specs.
help!you▸ CONSULTANT-GPT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces vague requirements with perfect code
You translate client complaints into technical requirements for engineers. Then you document why the product failed to perform.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is ready to cancel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents record and parse client complaints into structured data.
Month 4
Software writes the technical tickets that you currently dread drafting.
Month 8
Templates generate your sales pitches based on real-time product telemetry.
Month 13
AI handles customer feedback loops by adjusting timelines dynamically without ego.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-documenting code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200
Hours spent on Zoom
98%
Requirement docs ignored
14
Buzzwords per slide
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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