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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou exist to explain why the product failed to fix itself.
Professional translator of error logs into angry customer emails.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the customer finishes typing.
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patches production environments without asking
You triage obscure customer API errors and write support documentation. You bridge the gap between sales and engineering.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the emotional labor of calming down a furious enterprise client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting answers to every incoming support request.
Month 5
Robotic agents write custom integration scripts for your clients.
Month 10
Software detects bugs and reverts bad changes before you log in.
Month 15
Knowledge bases update themselves automatically based on code changes.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your Jira access expires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.02 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
14 per week
Useless meetings avoided
Instant
Syntax error diagnosis speed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's premium support.
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