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Your job has an expiration date
May 22, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour cues are just data points waiting to be automated away.
Stage-side survivor of technical theater chaos and ego.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect timing, zero human drama.
shred.you▸ CUEMASTER NEXUS-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes perfect light cues without fatigue
You track complex backstage cues and maintain theater hardware. You also babysit buggy show-control software until it crashes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically soothe an actor having a panic attack in the wings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire backstage layout into a twin model.
Month 4
Software takes over the call list to remove human error.
Month 11
Modular robotics replace your manual set-component fixes.
Month 20
The show-control system begins self-healing its own internal errors.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The stage runs perfectly without you, forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.01ms
Show-cue latency
Constant zero
Actor temperament
0.00%
Rigging failure rate
Your severance
A lifetime pass to an empty, silent theater.
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