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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour ability to read scripted replies is charmingly, tragically obsolete.
Professional listener of frustrated people at 2x speed.
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Resolving tickets before users finish typing.
toast.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights callers with perfect artificial patience
You troubleshoot user errors by reading documentation and following ticketing workflows. You bridge the gap between bugs and users.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes discern when a user is lying about having tried restarting it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM begins suggesting responses for your manual review.
Month 4
The system resolves low-complexity tickets without human intervention.
Month 8
The AI learns to dynamically adapt scripts based on context.
Month 12
AI handles inbound calls with natural, polite inflection.
Month 13 · D-Day
The ticketing portal is locked to human access permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
0.02 seconds
Average handle time
99.9 percent
Empathy simulation
100 percent
Ticket resolution rate
Your severance
A PDF copy of the troubleshooting tree you memorised.
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