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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a human buffer between a reboot and a script.
Professional reader of manuals to people who won't read.
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mimics human frustration to pacify angry callers
You triage incoming tickets, follow static troubleshooting scripts, and document user issues in a shared ticketing system.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess what the user actually broke before reading the ticket.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Adaptive bots handle the easiest tickets to reduce your queue size.
Week 7
AI mimics your voice to handle routine phone calls flawlessly.
Month 3
Background software resolves backend errors before the user even calls.
Month 5
You are demoted to clearing only the exceptions the AI misses.
Month 6 · D-Day
The final server switch is flipped and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
2 seconds
Average resolution time
99.9 percent
Empathy simulation index
5000
Tickets closed per minute
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