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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Technical Support Analyst jobs? · Latest report #z38cqfj7
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day resetting passwords that AI can do instantly.
Master of turning off and on again, very patiently.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even submits.
toast.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses tickets with sarcastic pre-written apologies
You troubleshoot client server issues and resolve ticket queues. You document solutions in the company knowledge base.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually angry versus just confused by login screens.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI reads all your old tickets to learn every fix.
Month 3
Bots start sending the solutions before you even see them.
Month 7
Users stop calling you because the portal works perfectly now.
Month 10
Scripts handle all your nightly maintenance and updates.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire support department is replaced by one quiet server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.4 seconds
Average Time To Resolution
Zero percent
Ticket Escalation Rate
Four liters
Coffee Consumed Per Shift
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to our competitor's help bot.
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