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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Technical Support Engineer jobs? · Latest report #9t3q4ckj
Your job has an expiration date
November 8, 2027
In 13 monthsYour knowledge base is just a glorified mirror of your confusion.
Expert at explaining why the Wi-Fi is actually broken.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing the airwaves without the human drama.
toast.youAI▸ SIGNALSYNAPSE AI-V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects network configuration bugs instantly
You troubleshoot dropped wireless packets and reset edge routers for angry clients who cannot read their own manuals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the connection dropped at 3am without blaming a cosmic ray.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your ticket history is uploaded to feed the inference engine.
Week 12
The AI starts drafting your email replies with higher accuracy.
Month 6
Clients click buttons instead of messaging you to reset routers.
Month 9
Sensors identify the dead zone before the user complains.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system disables your internal account access and clocks out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
42 daily
Avg Tickets Bounced
97 percent
Human Error Rate
8 hours
Time Spent Guessing
Your severance
One lifetime supply of static-free wrist straps.
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