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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYou exist only to restart routers and read manuals aloud.
Senior Ticket Closer (professional apologist for failed payments).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before the user types them.
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autocorrects merchant integration code instantly
You troubleshoot transaction failures, reconcile merchant settlement batches, and explain API documentation to confused developers all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique tone of a frantic partner crying about a down gateway.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Natural language models begin auto-answering your basic password reset tickets.
Week 9
Automated vision agents scan your logs to identify transaction failures instantly.
Month 4
Dynamic infrastructure automatically patches common API integration errors without human intervention.
Month 6
All self-service tools bypass your support queue entirely for clients.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as the AI handles all remaining cases.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
2 seconds
Average ticket resolution
Zero percent
API error misinterpretation
Avoided entirely
Customer patience loss
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated error logs.
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