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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour syllabus is just firmware that hasn't been updated yet.
Teacher of tech, victim of the department budget meeting.
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You explain hardware, coding, and networking concepts to students while managing classroom behavior and grading complex technical lab work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is faking understanding in a lab session.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your lecture decks are ingested into a static knowledge base.
Month 5
Code analysis tools flag syntax errors faster than any human can.
Month 13
AI tutors answer student questions in the school portal.
Year 2.2
Real-time diagnostic tests track student comprehension without human intervention.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The physical classroom is now an efficient server-hosted learning pod.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8 minutes
Student attention span
High
Grade inflation index
Daily
Slides recycled
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legacy lecture archive.
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