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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are teaching people to use the very things replacing them.
Corporate translator for software nobody actually asked for.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Training your staff so you do not have to.
squeeze.youAI▸ ONBOARD-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises user adoption metrics via constant nagging
You explain new software to confused coworkers and run training sessions to boost internal tech literacy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a colleague is lying about having read the manual.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Adaptive tutorials replace your slide decks with real-time screen overlays.
Month 3
Sensors detect user friction and auto-deploy context-specific guidance modules.
Month 6
AI models parse survey data to prove training is a waste.
Month 9
Software updates itself to be intuitive so no training is needed.
Month 13 · D-Day
The enterprise platform now manages its own user adoption lifecycle entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
88 percent
Average training fatigue
14 total
Sessions held monthly
3 percent
People actually listening
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the tool you just taught.
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