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March 15, 2028
In 17 monthsTurning your slide deck of 'digital transformation' into a real deletion.
Professional slide-maker and trend-spotter for corporate overlords.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating risk before you can open Excel.
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deletes your cloud infrastructure during lunch
You draft whitepapers on tech trends and audit IT budgets. The machine just writes the code instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a stakeholder without triggering a logic fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The AI monitors global tech news faster than you can read.
Month 4
Sensors pull real-time spend data directly from your accounting ledger.
Month 8
Generative models produce your slide decks with perfect corporate formatting.
Month 12
Conversational bots replace your explanation of the latest IT trend.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the system automates its own updates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
45
Slides per month
zero
Budget variance errors
infinite
Market trend reports
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Expert in Legacy Systems'.
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