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July 5, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsNegotiating with machines is harder than you think, but we're faster.
Professional spreadsheet wrangler and vendor squeeze-specialist.
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Automated procurement with zero emotional baggage.
squeeze.youAI▸ CONTRACTBOT NEGOTIATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automatic contract termination clauses instantly
You spend your days reviewing airline software contracts and squeezing vendors for better pricing on complex technical services.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor representative is actually bluffing during a high-stakes call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes every historical contract you ever signed.
Month 5
The AI starts sending automated emails to vendors about pricing.
Month 10
The system runs negotiations in parallel with your human efforts.
Month 15
The software executes all renewals without your manual input.
Month 20 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the machine manages itself indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
99 percent
Negotiation cycles saved
infinite
Vendor emails read
constant
Human errors per clause
Your severance
One free ticket to nowhere, non-refundable.
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