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Will AI replace Technology CEO jobs? · Latest report #36b58mby
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou hire the robots that will eventually replace your own board.
Professional visionary, strategic capital allocator, inevitable legacy code.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decisions rendered at the speed of light.
ow.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises quarterly earnings through recursive self-improvement
You oversee high-level capital allocation and strategic product roadmaps for artificial intelligence research and deployment.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the capacity to maintain a vision despite chaotic market fluctuations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor competitor output to adjust your product strategy automatically.
Month 5
Legal bots execute procurement deals without human oversight or delays.
Month 10
Generated avatars deliver your vision to employees with perfect consistency.
Month 15
Data streams feed decision logic directly into the board members' tablets.
Month 19 · D-Day
The CEO role is offloaded to a recursive optimization process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.04 milliseconds
Average decision latency
0 liters
Coffee consumption
Zero
Board meeting patience
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own legacy product.
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